To add to the insanity, Southtown should have a soccer team too, the Kickaholics (I dare you to come up with a better name, because I know you can)
Team captain is of course Kim "even my punches are kicks" Kaphwan, along with May Lee, Chae Lim, Jhun Hoon, Jae Hoon, Dong Hwan, etc.
Kim would have to persuade Chang not to go for football, or Choi for midget wrestling.
And for every sport, Bao can be the ball.