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Social Club / Insert yourself into KoF XIII! Make your own win quotes!
« on: July 07, 2012, 08:49:36 PM »
In this thread, you make win quotes for yourself if you were in the game. If you want, you can also do pre-battle dialogue, but that'll probably take a lot.
Preferably, use language that would be used in the game (that means no rated R stuff), but if you can't help it, then go ahead and do that. Never mind the text limitations of the game (whatever they may be).
Here we go!
vs. Ash: Are you sure you're not a girl? Because you look and fight like one!
vs. Billy: What's with the stick, bro? Are you trying to compensate for something?
vs. Saiki: I can turn time into ashes too. See? I just set my watch on fire!
vs. Elisabeth: You're not gonna beat my just by constantly trying to blind me.
vs. Duo Lon: Are you really an assassin? You seem much too kind for that...
vs. Shen: Only dumb brutes use brute strength, and you prove that!
vs. Kyo: I’m sure there’s a word for someone who can dish out heat but can’t take it… but ‘loser’ suits you fine!
vs. Benimaru: You pretty boys are never the hot stuff you claim to be.
vs. Daimon: You’re not gonna beat me with a lame, stale, and generic art like judo!
vs. Terry: Legendary Wolf? You fight more like a newborn cub to me!
vs. Andy: My, what big hands you have! It’s a shame they only serve you to feel better.
vs. Joe: Worst. Hurricane. Ever! Where’s the mass destruction?
vs. Athena: Thank goodness! I thought your face would shatter if I punched it!
vs. Kensou: You can change your duds all you want, but you’re still the same dork you’ve always been!
vs. Chin: When you sober up, remember to look in to a retirement home.
vs. Ralf: You’re not fit to even lead a squad of Army Men toys!
vs. Clark: Look at the bright side: those shades of yours can be used to hide your shame.
vs. Leona: And here I thought you only looked like a fresh recruit…
vs. Mai: I’ll admit it: they almost succeeded in hypnotizing me.
vs. King: How do you hope to win fights against others when you haven’t won the battle within yourself?
vs. Yuri: Of everyone I know, you’re the one who overrates their own skill the most.
vs. Iori: It’s a shame to see what you’ve become… and to think I used to admire you…
vs. Mature: Hey, wait a minute. Didn’t Uma Thurman take out your other eye in Kill Bill 2?
vs. Vice: Nice tattoo. Where can I get one just like it?
vs. Ryo: Even dragons can be slain. Remember that.
vs. Robert: Fancy dress may help you out in life, but fancy fighting is a waste of energy in combat.
vs. Takuma: You’re way past your prime, gramps. You should settle down already.
vs. Kim: I would never pick someone as weak as you to represent the forces of justice.
vs. Hwa Jai: I really enjoyed this match, Joe… I mean, Hwa.
vs. Raiden: Of course there’s no script! This right here is the real thing!
vs. K’: I know street lamps with more personality than you.
vs. Kula: The ice cream was a lie. Now go back to the sidelines with Mommy and Daddy.
vs. Maxima: If you’re a bad fighter, all the technology in the world isn’t gonna fix that.
vs. EX Iori: I think you’re really cool and all, but as I’ve just proved, I’m much better.
vs. EX Kyo: You can enhance your half-assed punches with fire, but in the end, they’re still half-assed punches.
vs. Mr. Karate: Can I have your mask? I just got an idea for a really great Halloween costume.
vs. Boss Saiki: You thought you could control the Orochi? How delusional are you?
vs. Dark Ash: So you turned your flames black… big deal! You still suck!
Preferably, use language that would be used in the game (that means no rated R stuff), but if you can't help it, then go ahead and do that. Never mind the text limitations of the game (whatever they may be).
Here we go!
vs. Ash: Are you sure you're not a girl? Because you look and fight like one!
vs. Billy: What's with the stick, bro? Are you trying to compensate for something?
vs. Saiki: I can turn time into ashes too. See? I just set my watch on fire!
vs. Elisabeth: You're not gonna beat my just by constantly trying to blind me.
vs. Duo Lon: Are you really an assassin? You seem much too kind for that...
vs. Shen: Only dumb brutes use brute strength, and you prove that!
vs. Kyo: I’m sure there’s a word for someone who can dish out heat but can’t take it… but ‘loser’ suits you fine!
vs. Benimaru: You pretty boys are never the hot stuff you claim to be.
vs. Daimon: You’re not gonna beat me with a lame, stale, and generic art like judo!
vs. Terry: Legendary Wolf? You fight more like a newborn cub to me!
vs. Andy: My, what big hands you have! It’s a shame they only serve you to feel better.
vs. Joe: Worst. Hurricane. Ever! Where’s the mass destruction?
vs. Athena: Thank goodness! I thought your face would shatter if I punched it!
vs. Kensou: You can change your duds all you want, but you’re still the same dork you’ve always been!
vs. Chin: When you sober up, remember to look in to a retirement home.
vs. Ralf: You’re not fit to even lead a squad of Army Men toys!
vs. Clark: Look at the bright side: those shades of yours can be used to hide your shame.
vs. Leona: And here I thought you only looked like a fresh recruit…
vs. Mai: I’ll admit it: they almost succeeded in hypnotizing me.
vs. King: How do you hope to win fights against others when you haven’t won the battle within yourself?
vs. Yuri: Of everyone I know, you’re the one who overrates their own skill the most.
vs. Iori: It’s a shame to see what you’ve become… and to think I used to admire you…
vs. Mature: Hey, wait a minute. Didn’t Uma Thurman take out your other eye in Kill Bill 2?
vs. Vice: Nice tattoo. Where can I get one just like it?
vs. Ryo: Even dragons can be slain. Remember that.
vs. Robert: Fancy dress may help you out in life, but fancy fighting is a waste of energy in combat.
vs. Takuma: You’re way past your prime, gramps. You should settle down already.
vs. Kim: I would never pick someone as weak as you to represent the forces of justice.
vs. Hwa Jai: I really enjoyed this match, Joe… I mean, Hwa.
vs. Raiden: Of course there’s no script! This right here is the real thing!
vs. K’: I know street lamps with more personality than you.
vs. Kula: The ice cream was a lie. Now go back to the sidelines with Mommy and Daddy.
vs. Maxima: If you’re a bad fighter, all the technology in the world isn’t gonna fix that.
vs. EX Iori: I think you’re really cool and all, but as I’ve just proved, I’m much better.
vs. EX Kyo: You can enhance your half-assed punches with fire, but in the end, they’re still half-assed punches.
vs. Mr. Karate: Can I have your mask? I just got an idea for a really great Halloween costume.
vs. Boss Saiki: You thought you could control the Orochi? How delusional are you?
vs. Dark Ash: So you turned your flames black… big deal! You still suck!
